nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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