no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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