The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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