I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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