You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I want is dick and wine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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