You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Randomize