Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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