Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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