i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
the raccoons are back...
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