goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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