Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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