i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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