Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
COCAINE IS GR8
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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