Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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