Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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