i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will be naked everywhere
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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