I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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