Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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