FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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