i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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