I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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