you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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