Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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