left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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