so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dick very happy bro
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
