I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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