Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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