i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So many bounce houses so little time
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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