I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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