Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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