Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
is it fun? or sober?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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