Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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