I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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