yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I will be naked everywhere
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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