question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I want a musical about memes.
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