This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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