SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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