when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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