do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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