great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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