wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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