they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
