I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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