Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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