i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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