I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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