they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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