i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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