never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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