Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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