A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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