He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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