is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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