i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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